Karl “Snotty” Burger of Wisteria Lane owns a Great Dane named Cheech, whom he insists is addicted to marijuana. When Cheech gets high, he...

The Wildwood Police are investigating a series of indecent exposure incidents targeting a group of elderly birdwatchers. The perpetrator...

Holly Nunsdick of Palm Avenue was walking her dog by the bay when she made a shocking discovery. “I was taking a morning stroll when I...

Out Magazine ’s annual poll for the "Gayest" convenience store/gas station has crowned the Wildwood Wawa on Rio Grande Avenue as this...

Officials at the New Jersey Organ Procurement Organization (OPO) have officially banned organ donations from residents of Wildwood, NJ....

Devin Bacon of Millville, NJ, longs to once again witness the majesty of Wildwood’s dolphins. Those same majestic dolphins are currently...

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"I didn’t go to McDonald’s for a facelift—I just wanted a milkshake and accidentally ordered the wrong number at the drive-thru," says...

This past Saturday, the 15th annual Wildwood Polar Bear Plunge took place at Heather Street Beach in Wildwood Crest. The event drew a...

Benjamin Recht has been teaching fourth-grade math at Glenwood Avenue Elementary for 22 years. He’s deeply concerned about his students’...

Residents of Toledo Avenue in Wildwood Crest insist the COVID-19 vaccine completely changed a local man. "Before COVID, Johnny was an...

"I would blackout and wake up bruised and aching. After a 30-pack of Miller Lite, I thought maybe I was doing something heroic, like...

“After a kid has a few sips of Chianti, you see them lock in,” says Gino Ganoosh, President of the Wildwood Bocce Club. Mr. Ganoosh...

John Filler of Wildwood Crest was hosing out his car after picking up a Chalupa and a 68oz Mountain Dew when his wife, Cookie, told him...

Ettore Gonneria, a member of the Flying Gonneria family from West Wildwood, explains their newfound hatred of fitness. "Collectively, the...

"Am I getting $6 for this?" asked Ben Saint-Tropez, who found the words '3 Pieces For $5.99' printed on the side of the poop bag he had...

“I just want to get my meat into as many people as possible.” says Steve Prince of Steaks.

Residents of Wildwood Crest between the 5200 & 5700 blocks of Pacific Avenue expressed concern about the numerous large potholes and...

The beach at Spencer Avenue has been renamed “The Chocolate Jacuzzi” by the Wildwood City Council.  A high volume sewer pipe was...

“No one swims indoors during the summer and no one in town during the winter is able to swim…so why are we spending money to heat this...