Albanian Fruit Truck In Wildwood Is A Success As A Traveling Oddity.

Jucergy Titsansky, nicknamed “Juicy Tits”, an Albanian immigrant now living in Wildwood, owns a fruit truck which has become a smash hit as a traveling roadside curiosity.

Hundreds of people gather whenever they spot a mule pulling a rusted truck bed overflowing with fruit. Alongside plump apples, pears, and plums are stranger attractions: eyeballs floating in a jar, a carton of furry hands, and exotic fruits never before seen in the United States, including Kreplac. This unusual "fruit" has a wrinkled outer skin and a creamy yellow filling. Americans eagerly bite into a Kreplac and discover that they enjoy the taste of yak balls. “After my divorce, I think of my ex then chomp on a Kreplac.  It’s cathartic” says Anna Lebeads of Hildreth Avenue.

As Mr. Titsansky emerges from the tiny toilet mounted on the back of the truck, he announces to the crowd that white people are entitled to a 20% discount. The statement alienates some potential customers; however, after tasting some of the finest fruit on the East Coast and being charmed by Jucergy’s Polaroid photos of his many cousins back in Albania, most people decide that racism is far less important than good food and saving money.

* Shortly after these events, Jucergy is arrested on charges of trafficking underage girls. Several customers had noticed that the Polaroids of his "cousins" all had prices written on the back.