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For 19th Year In A Row, The Most Commonly Lost Item In Wildwood During The Summer Was Virginity
An annual poll conducted by Hate My Feet Polling revealed the top five: Virginity Keys Small Ziploc Bag of Meth or Cocaine Phone Self-Esteem Wildwood resident Kelsey Bottoms recounts her transformation from a virgin to a hoe: “When I first came to Wildwood, I was a different person. I went to church every Sunday, was shy, and really didn’t relate to anyone except my cat, Charlie. But everything in Wildwood has alcohol in it, the air is full of marijuana smoke, and the gaudy c
Slow Tony Fabulous
Aug 231 min read
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