Transgender Kidnapper Will Send One Of His/Her Body Parts Every Week Until The Ransom Is Paid

A transgender kidnapper demanded payment for the return of Missy Ing, daughter of Roger and Carol Ing of West Wildwood. The ransom note read as follows:

 “Them/Zir will send one of my body parts every week to your home until you deliver one million dollars to <undisclosed location>. If the cops are present at the drop off, your daughter’s life will be discarded as quick as this worthless dick of mine.”

The Ings have never been particularly fond of their daughter and chose to ignore the ransom demand.  Over the course of the next 3 weeks, the Ing’s received male body parts in the mail.

The kidnapper, soon after becoming a woman and therefore a terrible driver, was involved in a car crash with Missy as a passenger. This allowed Missy to escape the wreckage and flee home. Her parents were not there; they moved to Aruba.

The kidnapper was found near the crash site and taken into custody. Authorities identified the suspect as Donald/Donna McDonna, the child of Wildwood Deputy Mayor Ronald McDonna. Unsure how to classify the suspect within the prison system and eager to avoid additional paperwork, Wildwood police resolved the matter in the most expedient way by executing the suspect.