A transgender kidnapper demanded payment for the return of Missy Ing, daughter of Roger and Carol Ing of West Wildwood. The ransom note read as follows:     “Them/Zir will send one of my body parts every week to your home until you deliver one million dollars to <undisclosed location>. If the cops are present at the drop off, your daughter’s life will be discarded as quick as this worthless dick of mine.”   The Ings have never been particularly fond of their daughter and chos

“Me and the boys were sitting around drinking. I was in the middle of telling a joke—just about to hit the punchline—when this horrific stench filled the room. Then my dad calls out from his wheelchair, ‘I’ve pooped.’ That’s when I knew I’d be dropping him off at the dump the next day,”  says Kareem Abdul-Wong of Hildreth Street, Wildwood. The Wildwood Sanitation Department has noticed a sharp increase in residents dropping off their elderly parents at the local dump. “I used