Concerts In The Park Begin This Year With Bangles Cover Band "Old Skanks"

The sagging, unwelcome nudity of a 72-year-old grandmother who lost her top bouncing around to “Walk Like An Egyptian”.  The simmering hatred threatening to boil over into sandal-throwing violence — all of it unfolding in a field where 50,000 dogs have shat… it’s the return of Concerts in the Park.

The season kicks off with an instructional session on how to properly bribe the Wildwood Crest Police, led by Sgt. Frank Frankenfrank followed by a Bangles cover band called Old Skanks. If you’ve got absolutely nothing else to do – or looking to punish yourself for past wrongdoing - stroll down to Centennial Park on Saturdays this summer.