Tastykake, In A Joint Venture With Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, Has Introduced A New Product: Fire Krimpets

Tastykake, in a joint venture with Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, has developed a new product called Fire Krimpets. The new flavor is a standard Krimpet topped with Fireball-infused icing and is currently available in Tastykake’s least educated markets: Camden, Newark, Wildwood, and Atlantic City. This release follows last year’s successful joint venture with Jägermeister called Jägerkakes.

A few entitled Karens, hell bent on ruining everyone’s fun, have expressed concern about highly processed snack foods topped with alcohol-infused icing being marketed to children and sold in grocery and convenience stores. Overall, however, the reception of the product has been positive. The Wildwood police have reported an increase in bike and car accidents; however, the drivers involved have been in good spirits and have noticeably pleasant cinnamon breath.