Wildwood Woman Accidentally Inseminated with Ranch Dressing at Fertility Clinic

Macon and Shelia Blanks of Mulberry Street North Wildwood woke to an unwelcome visitor in their home.  “The neighbor’s python broke into the house again on the day we were supposed to go to the fertility clinic with my sperm sample.  When I woke up, the snake was wrapped around my neck” says Mr. Blanks.

“Being choked really revved me up, so I had a voluminous load that day.  But fighting off the snake made us run late, so I grabbed some chicken nuggets and a cup of ranch dip to eat in the car.  With all the rushing around, I must have used the wrong cup for dipping my nuggets and took the cup of ranch dressing into the clinic. Unfortunately, they inseminated my wife with salad dressing.”

The ranch-dressing insemination was a harrowing ordeal for Mrs. Blanks. If she wakes from her coma following an aggressive urinary tract infection, Mr. Blanks says they plan to try getting pregnant again.