Pet Waste Station Poop Bags Purchased By Wildwood Crest Accidentally Inscribed With KFC Slogans

"Am I getting $6 for this?" asked Ben Saint-Tropez, who found the words '3 Pieces For $5.99' printed on the side of the poop bag he had picked up from the waste station near Sunset Beach in Wildwood Crest.

Ben was just one among several people walking their dogs, surprised to discover KFC slogans on the waste bags provided by the township. "I felt a little sick," admitted Fran Ferdinand of the Fern Street Ferdinands, upon seeing 'Finger Lickin' Good' on her bag. Other inscriptions, such as ‘Give your mouth a treat with these nuggets’ or 'Zesty and brown, Chomp it down!' elicited a mix of chuckles and/or nausea from passersby.

The printer responsible, 'Quints Prints' of Amity Island, has publicly pledged to enhance its quality control measures following a second incident. This time, the phrase 'Meat Is Murder' was mistakenly printed on all the buckets intended for KFC, instead of being reserved for the PETA fundraising campaign mailer.