A candidate for Wildwood city council has won election campaigning naked wearing only a sock over his genitals. The state of New Jersey is taking over the Wildwood city government again.
- Slow Tony Fabulous
- Sep 3
- 1 min read
Rotundo Grimace has been elected to the Wildwood City Council despite campaigning completely naked, save for a single sock covering his genitals. His slogan, “Expose Everything,” and his pledge to root out corruption and runaway spending proved popular with voters. His message also resonated with the 28% of Wildwood residents employed in prostitution or in accounting positions that require working in the nude.

The State of New Jersey has filed a pre-emption against Wildwood and plans to install state employees to govern instead. “The Declaration of Independence states we hold these truths to be self-evident. And what is self-evident is that government employees should wear fucking pants,” declared the Governor.
The state’s move has sparked backlash from residents, who have organized a naked protest against the takeover, insisting they have the right to be governed by their own choice. “We will converge in a sweaty, pulsating pile of human flesh to protest the Governor’s indecency. And there will be no socks—on feet or otherwise,” vowed Forrest Bush of North Wildwood.