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Residents of Wildwood Lose An Extraordinary Amount Of Teeth, Tooth Fairy Exhausted
Wildwood residents are known for street-fighting, pulling their own teeth to make room for more food, and a methamphetamine usage rate twenty-five times higher than average. Together, these factors have resulted in widespread tooth loss and an unusually heavy reliance on the Tooth Fairy’s services. “Like all young fairies, I dreamed of breaking into people’s homes to exchange hard-earned money for worthless teeth,” says the Tooth Fairy. “But my assignment in Wildwood has been
Slow Tony Fabulous
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