The increased demand for clean energy has led the Wildwood government to hook local sluts up to the power grid. The legendary horniness of Wildwood women, once an embarrassment to the town, has now become a valued renewable resource. "Any law passed with 'Environmentally Friendly' and 'Renewable' in the title takes precedence over the U.S. Constitution. We can legally install electricity-generating beds in the homes of our most prolific skanks. The labor is free and the local