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A New Scanner Has Been Installed On The Wildwood Boardwalk That Rates Your Homosexuality From 1-100.
Moreys has added a new attraction at Adventure Pier, a scanner that rates a person’s level of homosexuality from 1-100. Known as the Gay O’Meter, the device has drawn large crowds and enthusiastic responses - especially when someone scores a ‘69’ prompting the entire crowd to scream “Dude” in unison. Doug Bumfiller of Vineland was among the first to be scanned. “It dinged, shot glitter everywhere, and announced ‘88 — Queer,’” he said. “Boardwalk technology is never wrong,
Slow Tony Fabulous
Jan 31 min read
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