A flock of geese has been feasting on fermented berries leaving the birds inebriated. The intoxicated birds have been stealing jet skis from Wildwood residents. After sobering up, the remorseful geese return the jet skis covered in goose splatter, with a bumper sticker attached that reads, “Honk if you’re horny.” Normally, geese committing felony larceny and vandalism would be frowned upon. However, some good has come from the situation. Many of the jet ski owners have been h