The Wildwood Police and Lucas Films co-sponsored the 4th Annual Wildwood Men’s Triathlon this past Friday. An informal rule of the competition is that each contestant must have a white-trash Star Wars nickname. Last year’s winner was Duke Cloudhiker, also known as “Puke Skywalker.” The event consists of three stages: 1. swimming one mile across Wildwood Bay while keeping your cigarette dry 2. completing a ten-mile ride on a stolen bike while being chased by your e