Tens of thousands of people attended the Barefoot Music Festival this past weekend, celebrating freedom—and, oddly, choosing to spend that freedom listening to country music. The right-wing energy generated by countless rhinestone cowboy hats and T-shirts emblazoned with biblical verses spawned a giant water penis that destroyed a local vegan restaurant. Patty Adams, owner of Patty's Vegan Patties, the restaurant that was destroyed, offered her thoughts on the disaster. "Stru