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Deputy Mayor Of Wildwood Mistakes Cannabis Shop For Vitamin Store. Lowers All Taxes To Zero And Eats A Seagull
"I have chronic headaches after speaking with my wife. You would think a store called 'The Mellow Herb' would be a good place to buy organic tea and vitamins." says Deputy Mayor Ronald McDonna of Wildwood McDonna proceeded to explain his rationale behind purchasing what he believed to be herbal tea. "The sign for 'Bubba Kush' read, 'From head to toe, ease your stress bruh with a heavy, dream-like euphoria that blankets the mind. Crush your hassles and return to a state of hap
Slow Tony Fabulous
May 29, 20241 min read


Wildwood Names Beach Near Sewer Pipe “The Chocolate Jacuzzi”. Marketing Cheaper Than Health Infrastructure.
The beach at Spencer Avenue has been renamed “The Chocolate Jacuzzi” by the Wildwood City Council. A high volume sewer pipe was...
Slow Tony Fabulous
May 28, 20241 min read


Deputy Mayor Unsure If Anyone Has Ever Been In The John Von Savage Pool
“No one swims indoors during the summer and no one in town during the winter is able to swim…so why are we spending money to heat this...
Slow Tony Fabulous
May 26, 20241 min read
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